On guard, Matey. Notice me X on me shirt? No, that's not to give you a better target to slay me poor self, That is so you will know that I am a true buccaneer " I'm not to fond of me Jolly Roger so I've changed me flag to an X, savvy? Besides all me booty was stolen and the only real treasure around here is meself. Any scallywag who'll not be believing me is the son of a biscuit eater and can walk the plank!!! Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!
Early the other morning Chance came in with an X he'd drawn all by himself on his under shirt. Roger asked him what the X was for and he looked at Roger completely disgusted.
"Da.a.d! I'm a pirate!!!!" He says
"And the X means..?" questions Dad.
"sigh, I know where the treasure is."
"Oh I thought maybe you were the treasure." says Dad
With a look of thought and liking the idea Chance replies "Uh...... Yeah. That, too"